Nintendo Switch 2 Release

The future is here. In the present. Goat.

New Paid Add-on – Buck to the Future Pack

• 22 new gears, 8 with abilities

• 6 new instincts

• 1 new Goat Type: RoboCock 
  

The complete Future Pack list:

• Hacker Visor – Wake up, samurai

• Stasis Helmet – Another way to torment those poor NPCs

• Future Fashionista – It’s giving Hunger Games

• Raver – Makes you wanna go to Berlin

• Synthetic Hair – Weebs will love this

• Tension Reliever 3K – You can now give the NPCs a massage

• Splatien Launcher – Cute, but deadly

• Polygonal Sleeves – Crinkles are so in right now

• Hi-tech Outfit – So fashion, so future

• Un-Gravity Boots – Float your goat

• Circuitry Suit – This suit has a shocking price tag

• Circuitry Heels – With wireless shoe strings

• Neon Sneakers – Be light on your feet

• Wormhole Horns – Make your problems disappear. Then reappear

• Pilbot – It’s exactly what you think it is

• E-Wings – Please be mindful where you park your E-Wings

• Techwear Backpack – Carry all your secret intel in style

• Main Dish – The head is flat

• Hologoat – Not to be confused with Hollowgoat

• Holohorns – Sharp points and sharp resolution

• RoboCock – Don’t look at me, I did not name that

• Dyed – Even cocks need fur

Bug Fixes:

• Fixed an audio issue where the music in Baadlands wouldn't play. I really love the soundtrack in Baadlands, don’t you?

• The game will no longer crash when loading into the Multiverse level after completing the Microverse rift

• Fixed all gear placement issues reported by our community. As always, thank you for informing us. Hopefully, nothing was missed

• The Classic Goat Type will now have correctly rotated feet gears

• The sandworms in Baadlands will now avoid cities. They will also leave the area if the player drives them there. Agoraphobia ain’t easy

• Players should now be able to pick up the gears purchased from the vendors after re-joining the session

• The audio of the Baadlands intro will no longer be desynced and cut off at the beginning

• Objects turned into vehicles will no longer look floating or invisible to players

• While riding the Sandworm as a passenger in Baadlands, it will no longer move with noticeable stuttering for players

• Capra Erectus Goat Type: The fingers will no longer look stretched out on Low and Medium graphic settings

• Hotdogian Goat Type: Fixed an issue where the multiwursts spawned with the Hotdogian ability remain visible even at a distance, causing a consistently low performance. Lol, ‘multiwurst’ always cracks me up

• Car wrecks will now have collisions after an explosion

• Parts of the gears will no longer get stuck mid-air for the players when they equip the gear or after they respawn

• Updated the text of the 10-year anniversary gears in the main menu

• Fixed a crash that could appear when playing the ‘Snake Game’ in Multiverse of Nonsense. Did you play the original ‘Snake’ on a Nokia, or am I the only old one here?

• Fixed an issue where the wheels of vehicles would visually get icy, but they never got slippery while using Cryoray Mk II Gear

• Fixed a bunch of custom appearances of NPCs that broke, making the NPCs have random outfits

• Fixed a bunch of collision issues that appeared in the Wasteland while playing Baadlands

Xbox Specific:

• Cross-ownership between Xbox X|S and Xbox One will now work properly

• Fixed a lot of freezing issues that got reported while playing the game on Xbox X|S. Thank god it’s warmer now

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