The Shadiest Update

June 21, 2023

All platforms

A shady update to help you cool down in the summer

Forest fires, sand between the butt cheeks, ticks with horrible diseases, mosquitoes craving your blood. What’s not to love about summer?

To celebrate that summer finally is here we’ve added as many as 28 new gears for you to play around with:

  • 3D Glasses – You might be too young to remember this, but it was the ’90s version of Apple Vision Pro

  • Sunburnt Skin – Do NOT forget the sunscreen y’all. Match with 'unzipped goat' for a match made in hell

  • Sandy Skin – Taking sand between the butt cheeks to a hole new level

  • Inflatable Floater – A squeaky ring for all your squeaky needs

  • Pixel Shaders – Just deal with it

  • Uniglasses – When you want to feel extra fast (it’s just an illusion, you will not be faster with these on)

  • Cone Horns – r/forbidden snacks

  • Ice Cream Unicone – A UNICONE! Get it?! What do you mean it’s not funny?

  • Sun Hat – Protect that beautiful scalp of yours

  • Bucket Hat – I donnu why anyone would wear this but hey, you do you

  • Flowery Necklace – Did you know that ‘ohana’ means ‘goat’ in Hawaiian?

  • Flowery Shirt – It’s a must in every fashionista's wardrobe

  • Cheap Cap * drools in Jersey Shore *

  • Fishing Hat – Perfect for your Tinder photo

  • Shady Shades – When you’re more of a basic goat

  • Party Shades – A must for hot goat summer

  • Galaxy Glasses – When you need some space

  • Shutter Shades – Now you can look like an asshole too!

  • Beach Mule – A saddle fully packed with beach gear

  • Beach on the Back – A sand castle + beach toys on the back. What more do you need?

  • Goatkini – Yes you read that right

  • Holiday Dad – Being classy isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle

  • Socks in Sandals – Self-explanatory

Flowery Goat Set

  • Flowery Headband – It’s giving * midsummer *

  • Leafy Skirt – Take it or leaf it

  • Leafy Feet – Make everyone fall for you

Svensk Folkdräkt Set

  • Svensk Folkdräkt Scarf – Match with ‘Svensk Folkdräkt’ to embrace your inner Swede

  • Svensk Folkdräkt – The epitome of Swedish summer (I swear everyone wears this all the time)

Additional Updates:

  • Summer-themed menu

Bug Fixes:

  • If you have found all trinkets you should now be able to get the achievement for it

  • When you enter the Easter Island area a location text will now pop up

XSX Specific: 

  • Fixed an issue that occurred when you traveled to the boss fight in multiplayer, all clients would be kicked out

Build: 238589

February 5, 2024


Smol patch for the PC/console gang

Game Pass Specific:

  • Fixed a crash that some players experienced in the Game Pass version depending on your computer or Graphics Card. Speaking of crashes, have y’all tried the Cyberpunk DLC?

XSX Specific:

  • Updated the crossplay compatibility

Build: 311522

December 7, 2023


Are goats taking over the world or something?!

We are excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 is now available on PC via the Microsoft Store and on Game Pass! But wait, there’s more. Microsoft Store players and Xbox Series X/S players are even able to herd together, as the game supports crossplay between these platforms. Holy moly, what a time to be alive.

New Content:

  • New platform, who dis? We are now on the Microsoft Store and Game Pass!

  • Man is it cold outside or what

Bug Fixes:

  • Fixed a client-related issue when traveling to the boss map. Sounds vague enough

  • Fixed a missing icon in the Sprint tutorial prompt

XSX Specific:

  • Crossplay functionality has been added to Microsoft Windows Store. People on Xbox X/S and Game Pass subscribers can now play together with Microsoft Store players. Woho!

  • Fixed an issue that caused the game to softlock after a player returned to the Main Menu after the Host lost connection

Build: 269181

August 31, 2023


New Content:

  • Removed the Summer-themed menu. I would like a refund for this year's Swedish “summer” weather thanks

  • All summer gears now cost Karma to unlock them

Bug Fixes:

  • Fixed an issue where players sometimes didn't get the achievement for getting all instincts 

PS5 specific:

  • Fixed a crash related to the AG Camera. Whoops

  • Fixed a crash related to split-screen on launch

Build: 247625

June 27, 2023


Smol patch

Bug Fixes:

  • Fixed the thumbnail on the Flowery Necklace gear. Ohana or something

  • When all of your slots are full in the main menu and you delete a slot to create a new one, you will no longer be sent back to the title screen. The game will just start automatically. What a time to be alive

  • Fixed an issue in split-screen where one player could control another player's wardrobe and not their own wardrobe. You lil rascals

  • Fixed an issue where the color choice of the summer items wasn't shown until the menu was closed

Build: 239963